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Tag Archives: Onion

Thanksgiving Won’t Be The Same This Year Without A House (The Onion)

Posted on November 21, 2012 by geraldewing

Satire from the Onion.
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Posted in Humor, Love, Uncategorized | Tagged Onion, Satire, Thanksgiving No House

Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid- Debate Drone Attack

Posted on October 23, 2012 by geraldewing

Folks, Its the Onion!
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Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged Drone Attack, Obama, Onion, Romney

Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘ Ronnie Ferocious ‘ Persona For Debates

Posted on October 4, 2012 by geraldewing

More of the ONION.
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Posted in Humor | Tagged debates, Onion, Romney

FLASHBACK: Poll Finds Bullshit Is The Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Posted on October 3, 2012 by geraldewing

The Onion.
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Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged Bullshit, Onion, voters

Now That My Campaign Is Over, I’d Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day-Saints

Posted on September 21, 2012 by geraldewing

THE ONION.
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Posted in Humor | Tagged Onion, Romney

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